Demon Copperhead

This is a retelling of David Copperfield but, unless you’re looking for it, you’d never realize. The sense of place is strong here. SW Virginia and adjacent parts of Appalachia is a perpetual background character. The sense of desperation and desolation could only take place here.

The lacking education, no job opportunities, and the beginning of the opioid crisis all contribute to the bleakness. Kingsolver doesn’t skimp on the natural beauty of the place either.

The writing is phenomenal. Kingsolver has so many little moments where she captures so much while saying so little. Behold:

“…that she called a drug rep, which I figured must not be the same as a dealer…”

“At the time, I thought my life couldn’t get any worse. Here’s some advice: Don’t ever think that.”

“Sometimes a good day lasts all of about ten seconds.”

“It hit me pretty hard, how there’s no kind of sad in this world that will stop it turning. People will keep on wanting what they want, and you’re on your own.”

“The first to fall in any war are forgotten. No love gets lost over one person’s reckless mistake. Only after it’s a mountain of bodies bagged do we think to raise a flag and call the mistake by a different name, because one downfall times a thousand has got to mean something. It needs its own brand, some point to all the sacrifice.”

“Sunday school stories are just another type of superhero comic. Counting on Jesus to save the day is no more real then sending up the Batman signal.”

“I wanted to go home. Which was nowhere, but it’s a feeling you keep having, even after there’s no place anymore.”

“Some call that addiction. Some say love. Fine line.”

“Certain pitiful souls around here see whiteness as their last asset that hasn’t been totaled or repossessed.”

“A fallen hero shatters into more short pieces, then you’d believe.”

“This was a business of outrunning ghosts, and there was no end to my dead.”

This book will break your heart but it will be worth it. 5/5

Reacting to the Pro Book Nerds 2023 Challenge

The Professional Book Nerds podcast finally released their 2023 reading challenge. Several bookish people have already finished their first book of the year so they’re a little behind on the release but still plenty of time. What are the odds of me pulling off this part of my casual challenge?

Greek myth retelling

Almost definitely. I’ve got Lore Olympus Vol 2 from the library right now.

Popular YA series

I listened to the podcast and it wasn’t clear if it was one book or the whole thing. I’m gonna say it’s only one book because my odds aren’t that awesome. I don’t read a ton of YA.

Book I picked ONLY for the cover

Not great. I’ve read a few books because they were pretty and been burned. This category is on a few other challenges so I’m a little motivated. I’m still not optimistic.

Book with a map

Another one from other challenges. I’ve started keeping track of some books with maps because I’m curious. Odds are pretty good since a big book from my TBR or this year has a map.

Cookbook and make a recipe

Nope. Not gonna happen. I dislike cooking and rarely do it. I also have limited time to read. Unless it’s an awesome food memoir, I’m not spending my reading time on a book I’m meh about at best.

Author narrated audiobook

Almost definitely. I’m on the library waitlist for Spare and have a memoir by a comedian I like high up on my TBR for this year.

Highest or lowest rated on my TBR

Not great. I might pick a random month, look at the 4 books I’m choosing for my TBR, and pick from that.

Book with a bilingual character

Probably. Does an alien language count? There’s a book on my shelf staring at me that counts if alien languages count.

Read a poetry collection

Big nope. I never seek out poetry. Unless it’s tiny and free, it’s not happening naturally.

Read a friend’s favorite book

Probably not. I don’t have a lot of friends so I’ll need to go get some for this to work. Can I poll my online book club and count that?

Book by an author with a pen name

Probably. I’d have to look into it but I started a series ages ago that would apply.

A book about found family

Probably. This trope crops up in a lot of genre fiction which is a favorite for me.

I’m almost definitely not finishing this one without effort but I’ll come close.

Best Books of 2022

How Long ‘til Black Future Month? by N. K. Jemisin‬

Every short story in this was fantastic. So many were perfect as they were yet I was desperate for more from that world.

‪Girly Drinks by Mallory O’Meara‬

I don’t drink alcohol and I thoroughly enjoyed this history of women in alcohol. My favorite was learning the origins of so much witch iconography. Men always fear women with any power.

‪I’ll Show Myself Out by Jessi Klein‬

Humorous and poignant, I really resonated with Klein’s tales of motherhood and aging. I also enjoyed the overarching theme of the heroes journey.

‪Bodies on the Line by Lauren Rankin‬

I am in awe of people who put their safety on the line to help those who need reproductive healthcare. These are stories that need telling.

The Complete Maus by Art Spiegelman

Controversial because it was true. I loved that Spiegelman didn’t hide his father’s flaws. Surviving the horrors of the Holocaust didn’t stop his dad from regularly being a rectum. He e can never forget because we are too close to repeating.

‪Station Eleven‬ by Emily St. John Mandel

Beautifully told, it’s a character driven story of the apocalypse. It’s still intense to read even after the worst of COVID-19 is over.

The Change by Kirsten Miller

This was fun and fierce. I loved every second of it. Can I get powers when I hit menopause?

Jackal by Erin E. Adams

Both timely and unsettling, this story hovers between ordinary or supernatural. This got a lot of hype and praise and I’d highly recommend it.

The Clackity by Lora Senf

This was the perfect spooky middle grade novel. It’s unsettling and otherworldly. It has a grand big bad evil guy but also real world issues. It showed a young person finding her power. While it takes place during the summer, the spookiness would lend itself well to Halloween too.

Horseman: A Tale of Sleepy Hollow by Christina Henry

A very eerie sequel to the Washington Irving tale. It’s perfect for fall and has trans representation.

I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jeannette McCurdy

I had to go no contact with my mother several years ago. So many people could not wrap their brains around a mother not loving her child. If Jeannette’s mother was a 10, mine was a 5.5-6. I saw so much of my mother’s toxic behavior in those pages. I’m not the only one who saw this story and felt familiarity. I hope others like us feel empowered and seen from this book.

December Wrap-Up

The Santa Suit by Mary Kay Andrews

A Hallmark movie in book form right down to the very convenient plot. Sweet and unrealistic 3/5

A Murder at Balmoral by Chris McGeorge

The king is murdered but everyone is snowed in. The chef is trying his best but he is no match for the secrets and betrayal held within the British monarchy. 5/5

Bloodlust & Bonnets by Emily McGovern

A very silly graphic novel about vampires and regency England. It was OK but not really my humor. 3/5

Hark! The Herald Angels Scream edited by Christopher Golden

A fantastic anthology that has a wide variety of styles, intensities, and themes. While some stories are quite bleak or dark, others are very satisfying. The collection ends on a perfect note. 4.5/5

A Merry Little Meet Cute by Julie Murphy and Sierra Simone

The premise is a little contrived but it was fun and steamy. Definitely a lot more interesting than your average Christmas romance. 4/5

The Twelve Doctors of Christmas

This anthology was good, not great. Most of the early Doctor stories were weak. Some of the latter ones were pretty good though. 3.5/5

Oh Crap! Potty Training by Jamie Glowacki

We’ll be attempting to housebreak the Spawn this month. After the absurdly long chunk of ‘you’ve ruined everything by waiting until 3,’ there was some interesting information. More than a little sanctimommy crap but mostly information. 4/5 (Rating may change regarding effectiveness.)

Unwrapping the Alien

A steamy romance anthology about aliens and Christmas. Some stories were as ridiculous as you’d expect, typos and all. Others were pretty good. Overall, better than it had any right to be. 3.5/5

Best Books of 2022: Honorable Mention

One of my big reading goals for 2022 was to read more books I thought I would love. I read so many books that I think were very good. I didn’t love them but you might and they are definitely worth a look. These are the ones I liked but didn’t love. They wound up lumped into 3 groups: horror, romance, and everything else.

Horror

The Fervor by Alma Katsu
The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling
Dead Silence by S. A. Barnes
Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant
Just Like Home by Sarah Gailey
Hark! The Herald Angels Scream edited by Christopher Golden

Romance

Delilah Green Doesn’t Care‬ by Ashley Herring Blake
Book Lovers by Emily Henry
Love, Hate & Clickbait by Liz Bowery
One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston
The Ex Hex & The Kiss Curse by Erin Sterling

Everything Else

Tip of the Iceberg: My 3,000-Mile Journey Around Wild Alaska, the Last Great American Frontier by Mark Adams
Playing with Myself by Randy Rainbow
Thirsty Mermaids by Kat Leyh‬
The Humans by Matt Haig
Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi
A Murder at Balmoral by Chris McGeorge