Today, it is 95 degrees Fahrenheit and feels like 97. Tomorrow the high is 96 and will feel like 100. The humidity is only at around 40% but there’s still an air quality advisory. Tomorrow should be more humid until the inevitable thunderstorm. My friend and I were whinging about the weather.
Pal: And the mofos that are our congressmen get to go home for the summer. Luck bastards.
Me: TBF, some of them are going back to places that are even hotter than here. And no, I don’t mean hell.